May 2013
1 post
April 2013
2 posts
This soup needs less salt & more Tobey Maguire
“Aloe Amora!” I said as I pointed my wand at your heart.
March 2013
8 posts
:(happiness):
Imagine two cholos falling in love
“Te quiero foo”
Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, “You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!” said the straight tree. He said, “I’m tall and I’m straight.” And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, “Cut all the straight trees.” And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
You scratch my back, I’ll mount yours
I only go to places that use strobe lights
February 2013
7 posts
Blink 182 cover band “Wink 91”
Imagine if prostitutes rode bikes to you
Listening to Zeppelin in front of my parents can get embarrassing when Robert Plant begins moaning
Pretty much the best thing in existence :)
There should be a documentary film on Morgan Freeman’s voice. And it should be narrated by Morgan Freeman
I turned gay the whole time Seth MacFarlane, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, & Daniel Radcliffe were dancing together
